Tales of the Abyss: You play as the photocopy of an aristocrat who loves his master and travels with his companions who he initially hates. He then has a change of heart and he has to stop his master who’s angry about the fall of angel island.
Tales of Graces F: You play some dimwit and with his friends which include a little emotionless girl , a whiney obsessive girl that gets in the way of the yaois, an obviously gay prince, the dimwit’s tsundere brother, an old guy that makes everything perverted and a “genius” who has a creepy obsession with touching the little girl. The game is basically finding out how “magical” friendship is. It’s like My little pony the JRPG.
persona 3: you walk up stairs at night
mother 3: you run around with your dog, a cripple, and a tomboy and beat up a fat kid and half your family dies.
trauma center: a game in which you are an underaged doctor with a bitch assistant and who has to blow up diseases with lasers and diffuse bombs using a scalpel
Animal Crossing: You move into a town full of gross furries and you are dirt poor. Your mother left you nothing more than the shirt on your back and the promise to write you every several blue moons. Soon you miraculously own a shitty shack of a house and owe a near-naked tanuki your soul for the entire duration of your life that never ends.
Assassin’s Creed 2: You play as a main character who gets maybe a total of 45 minutes of screentime. Otherwise, you play as a guy who’s brothers and father get hanged, gets his home stolen from him, is reduced to nothing, and is shouldered with the responsibility of joining a mysterious secret society that he knew nothing about until the night before all of his male relatives were jailed. The guards are all out to get you, and to top it all off, your sister is whiny and annoying and your mother goes into a catatonic state.
okami: you play as a wolf and draw pictures to defeat evil in japan
Phoenix Wright
It’s a fucking video game about lawyers
